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- AFTERS: Dessert.
- ALL FUR COAT AND NO KNICKERS: Pretending to have more money than what you really have.
- ARSE ABOUT: To play around, being silly
- ARSE BANDIT: A homosexual.
- ARSE OVER TIT: To fall head over heels (in love).
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- BAG: Uunattractive, old or elderly woman
- BALLS UP: To make a mess of something; a confusion.
- BERK: A silly or stupid person.
- BIT OF FLUFF: Attractive, young single woman.
- BLIMEY: Expression of surprise; sometimes prefaced by COR!
- BOG: A toilet.
- BOLLOCKS: Testicles.
- BOVVER: Trouble.
- BOVVER BOOT: Heavy industrial type boot, sometimes with a metal toe cap usually worn by skinheads
- BOVVER BOY: A trouble maker.
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- CAKE HOLE: Someone's mouth.
- CHUCK: Darling or friend.
- COCK UP: To mess up or ruin something.
- CRACKERS: Crazy; foolish.
- CROWN JEWELS: Male sex organ and testicles.
- CRUMPET: A desirable woman.
- CURRENCY:
- A CHING: £5.
A COCKEL: £10.
A GRAND: £1000.
A JACKS: £5.
A LONG-UN: £100.
A MONKEY: £500.
A NIFTY: £50.
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- DOSSER: A dirty or unkempt person; tramp.
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- EARNER: Well paid job or task.
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- FAIR DO'S: Fair enough.
- FAMILY JEWELS: Male genitalia
- FANNY: Female sex organ.
- FILTH, THE: The police. Also THE FUZZ
- FUZZ, THE: See THE FILTH.
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- GOOD NICK: When something is is very good condition.
- GOR BLIMEY: An exclamation shortened from God Blind me. Sometimes heard as COR BLIMEY. See BLIMEY.
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- HELL FOR LEATHER: To go very fast.
- HEY UP: A greeting.
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- IN THE ALTOGETHER: Naked.
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- JACK IT IN: To stop something.
- JAR: A drink, usually a glass of beer.
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- LOAD OF BOLLOCKS: When someone is talking nonsense.
- LOO: Toilet or washroom.
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- ME OLD COCK: My old friend.
- MEAT AND TWO VEG: Male sex organ, i.e. penis and testicles.
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- NANCY BOY: An effeminate male; sometimes when refering to a homosexual.
- NIPPER: A young person.
- NOSEY PARKER: Someone who makes your business their business.
- NOT HALF: Completely or absolutely.
- NOWT: Nothing.
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- OLD BILL, THE: See THE FILTH.
- OLD GIRL: Mother or female lover or wife.
- OLD LADY: Mother or female lover or wife.
- OLD MAN: Father or male lover or husband.
- ON YOUR BIKE: Go away!
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- PIGS, THE: See THE FILTH.
- PILLOCK: A swear word; insult.
- PISSED: Drunk.
- PISSED OFF: Annoyed with someone/something.
- PLASTERED: A drunkard; drunk.
- PLONKER: A penis; foolish person; idiot.
- PRAT, A: An insult.
- PULL A BIRD: To pick up a woman/girl.
- PULL A FAST ONE: To fool or swindle somebody.
- PULL YOUR PUD, TO: To masterbate.
- PUT THE BOOT IN: Beat up someone.
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- QUEER: A homosexual.
- QUEER STREET: Where you are if you don't have any money.
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- TAKING THE PISS: Making fun of.
- TA RA: Goodbye; parting message.
- THREE SHEETS IN THE WIND: Drunk.
- TICKER: Someone's heart.
- TOSS, COULDN'T GIVE A: Couldn't care less; not bothered; indifferent.
- TOSSER: Some who masterbates.
- TOSS POT: Someone who drinks too much.
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- UNMENTIONABLES: Underwear.
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- Can't think of one.
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- Can't think of one.
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- Can't think of one.