| English/Cockney Rhyming Slang Dictionary |
| Cockney | English |
|---|---|
| Adam And Eve | Believe |
| Alan Border | Out of Order |
| Alan Whickers | Knickers |
| All Time Loser | Boozer |
| Almond Rocks | Socks |
| Apple fritter | Bitter |
| Apples and Pears | Stairs |
| Archer | 2000 |
| Aris | Arse |
| Aristotle | Bottle |
| Artful Dodger | Lodger |
| Arthur Bliss | Piss |
| Arthur Scargill | Gargle (drink) |
| Ball of Chalk | Walk |
| Band of Hope | Soap |
| Bangers and Mash | Cash |
| Barclays Bank | Wank |
| Barnet (Fair) | Hair |
| Barry White | Shite |
| Battle Cruiser | Boozer (bar) |
| Bed & Breakfast | 26 |
| Bees and Honey | Money |
| Ben Cartwright | Shite |
| Big Dippers | Slippers |
| Boat (Race) | Face |
| Bob | 1 Shilling (5 pence) |
| Bobby (Moore) | Sure |
| Bobby Moore | Score |
| Borassic Lint | Skint |
| Bottle and Glass | Arse |
| Bottle and Glass | Class |
| Bottle of Glue | 2 |
| Bottle of porter | Daughter |
| Bow and Arrow | Barrow |
| Brad Pitt | Shit |
| Brahms and Lizst | Pissed |
| Bricks & Mortar | Daughter |
| Bright and Breezy | Easy |
| Bristols (Cities) | Titties |
| Brixton Riot | Diet |
| Brown Bread | Dead |
| Bubble and Squeak | Greek |
| Bugle | Nose |
| Bugs Bunny | Money |
| Burnt Cinder | Window |
| Bushel and Peck | Neck |
| Buster Keaton | Meeting |
| Butcher's Hook | Look |
| Cab rank | Bank |
| Cain and Abel | Table |
| Cambridge & Oxford | Ugly Face |
| Carpet | 3 |
| Cat and Cages | Wages |
| Century | 100 |
| Chalfonts (St. Giles) | Piles |
| Chalk Farm | Arm |
| Charlie (Chan) | Tan |
| Charlie Nash | Slash |
| Charlie Pride | Ride |
| Charlie Ronce | Ponce |
| Chas 'n' Dave | Shave |
| Chicken and Rice | Nice |
| China (Plate) | Mate |
| Chipmunks | Trunks |
| Chocolate (fudge) | Judge |
| Christian Slater | Later |
| Cilla (Black) | Back |
| Claires (Raynor) | Trainers |
| Cobbler's (Awls) | Balls |
| Cock & Hen | Ten |
| Cream cookies | Bookies |
| Cream Crackered | Knackered |
| Currant Bun | Sun |
| Daisy Roots | Boots |
| Dancing Fleas | Keys |
| Danny La Rue | Clue |
| Danny Marr | Car (flash one) |
| David Gower | Shower |
| Deep Sea Diver | Fiver |
| Dicky (Dirt) | Shirt |
| Dig the Grave | Shave |
| Dixie Deans | Jeans |
| Dog and Bone | Phone |
| Donald Trump | Dump |
| Doug McClure | Whore |
| Douglas Hurd | Turd |
| Drum and Fife | Knife |
| Drummond & Roce | Knife & Fork |
| Duchess of Fife | Wife |
| Dudley Moore's | Sores |
| Duke of Argyles | Piles |
| Duke of Kent | Rent |
| Dustbin Lid | Kid |
| Eartha Kits | Tits |
| Earwig | Twig |
| Eddie Grundies | Undies |
| Elephant & Castle | Arse-hole |
| Elephant's Trunk | Drunk |
| Elsie Tanner | Spanner |
| Far East | Priest |
| Farmer Giles | Piles |
| Feathers | 33 |
| Flowery Dell | Cell (prison) |
| Fore & Aft | Daft |
| Forest (Gump) | Dump |
| Fork and Knife | Wife |
| Forsyte Saga | Lager |
| Frank Bough | Off |
| Frog and Toad | Road |
| Garden Gate | Mate |
| Gary Glitter | Shitter (arse) |
| Geoff (Hurst) | Thirst |
| George Raft | Draught (Draft) |
| German bands | Hands |
| Ginger Beer | Queer |
| God Forbid | Kid |
| Gold Watch | Scotch |
| Goose's (Neck) | Cheque |
| Grand | 1000 |
| Grass (in the Park) | Nark |
| Gregory (Peck) | Cheque |
| Gregory Peck | Neck |
| Gypsy's Kiss | Piss |
| Haddock & Bloater | Motor |
| Half inch | Pinch |
| Ham and Cheesy | Easy |
| Hammer and Tack | Back |
| Hampstead Heath | Teeth |
| Hampton Wick | Prick |
| Hank Marvin | Starving |
| Harold Wilson's | Stilsons (Pipe Wrenches) |
| Harry Dash | Flash |
| Harry Lin | Chin |
| Henry Moore | Door |
| Highland Fling | Ring |
| Hillman Hunters | Punters |
| Holy Ghost | Toast |
| Horse and Cart | Fart |
| Horse and Cart | Heart |
| Horse and Trap | Crap |
| Hot Cross Bun | Nun |
| How's your father? | Lather |
| Ice-cream freezer | Geezer |
| Irish Jig | Wig |
| Iron Hoof | Pouf |
| Ivory Band | Hand |
| J. Arthur Rank | Bank |
| Jack (Jones) | Alone |
| Jack (Tar) | Bar |
| Jack (the Ripper) | Kipper |
| Jack and Jill | Pill |
| Jack and Jill | Pay the Bill |
| Jack and Jill | Hill |
| Jack Jones | Own |
| Jack 'n' Danny | Fanny |
| Jack's (Alive) | 5 |
| Jam Jar | Car (old one) |
| Jimmy (Riddle) | Piddle |
| Joanna | Piano |
| Joe (Baxi) | Taxi |
| Joe Blake | Steak |
| John Cleese | Cheese |
| John Major | Wager (bet) |
| John Skinner | Dinner |
| Johnny Horner | Corner |
| Kate | Steak |
| Kate Mossed It | Lost It |
| Ken Smee | Pee |
| Kettle (on the hob) = fob | Watch |
| Khyber (Pass) | Arse |
| Kingdom Come | Bum |
| Kuwaity Tanker | Wanker |
| Lady Godiva | Fiver |
| Lardy-dar | Cigar |
| Laugh and Titter | Bitter |
| Legs | 11 |
| Lemon and Lime | Crime |
| Lemon Squeesy | Easy |
| Leo Sayer | All dayer |
| Lester Piggot | Bigot |
| Lillian Gish | Pish |
| Linen Draper | Paper |
| Lionels (Blair) | Flares |
| Loaf (of Bread) | Head |
| Longers & Lingers | Fingers |
| Loop the loop | Soup |
| Lord Lovel | Shovel |
| Love & Kisses | Mrs. |
| Mae West | Best |
| Master McGrath | Bra |
| Merchant Banker | Wanker |
| Merlyn Rees | Peice (lunch) |
| metric miles | Piles |
| Mincers (Mince Pies) | Eyes |
| Moby Dick | Sick |
| Monkey | 500 |
| Mork & Mindy | Windy |
| Mother Hubbard | Cupboard |
| Mozambique | Keek |
| Mutt and Jeff | Deaf |
| Mystic Meg | Leg |
| Nails and Tacks | Fax |
| Nanny Goat | Coat |
| Nanny Goat | Throat |
| Nanny Goat | Boat |
| Nelson (Mandelas) | Beers (Stellas) |
| Nervous Wreck | Cheque |
| Niagra falls | Balls |
| North and South | Mouth |
| Nuremberg Trials | Piles |
| Ocean Pearl | Girl |
| Oily Rag | Cigarette (fag) |
| Old Pot And Pan | Husband |
| One Time Looker | Hooker |
| Ones & Twos | Shoes |
| Orchestra Stalls | Balls |
| Oxford Scholar | Dollar |
| Paraffin Lamp | Tramp |
| Pat and Mick | Sick |
| Pat Malone | Alone |
| Paul McKenna | Tenner |
| Peas in the pot (Peasy) | Hot |
| Peckham Rye | Tie |
| Peddle & Crank | Wank |
| Pen And Ink | Stink |
| Pete Tong | Wrong |
| Peter Pan | Tan |
| Pie and Mash | Slash |
| Pig's Ear | Beer |
| Pineapple | Chapel |
| Pineapple Chunk | Bunk |
| Pinky & Perky | Turkey |
| Pittsburg Steelers | Peelers (police) |
| Plates (of Meat) | Feet |
| Plimsoll Mark | Park |
| Pony | 25 |
| Pony and Trap | Crap |
| Porky Pies | Lies |
| Pot (of Glue) | Clue |
| Prison Time | Bird |
| Quid | Pounds (currency) |
| Rabbit (& Pork) | Talk |
| Raspberry (Ripple) | Cripple |
| Raspberry Tart | Fart |
| Razor | Blazer |
| Rhythm and Blues | Shoes |
| Richard The 3rd | Turd |
| Roast Pork | Fork |
| Rocking Horse | Sauce |
| Rock'n'Roll | Dole |
| Ronnie Barker | Marker (pen) |
| Rory O'Moore | Floor |
| Rosie Lee | Tea |
| Round the Houses | Trousers |
| Rub-A-Dub-Dub | Pub |
| Ruby Murray | Curry |
| Russel Harty | Party |
| Santa's Grotto | Blotto (drunk) |
| Saucepan Handle | Candle |
| Saucepan Lid | Kid |
| Sausage And Mash | Cash |
| Schindler's List | Pissed |
| Scooby (Do) | Clue |
| Score | 20 |
| Scotches (Pegs) | Legs |
| Septic (Tank) | Yank |
| Sexton Blake | Fake |
| Shake and Shiver | River |
| Sherbet (Dab) | Cab |
| Sherman Tank | Yank |
| Skin And Blister | Sister |
| Sky Rocket | |
| Snout | Cigarette |
| Sovs | Pounds (currency) |
| Spanish Archer | Elbow |
| Stoke on Trent | Bent |
| Strange'n'Weird | Beard |
| Strawberry Rhone | Phone |
| Sweaty Sock | Scot |
| Sydney | Kidney |
| Syrup (of Fig) | Wig |
| Taters (in the Mould) | Cold |
| Tea Leaf | Thief |
| Tea Leafing | Thieving |
| This & That | Cat |
| Thri'penny Bits | Shits |
| Thri'penny Bits | Tits |
| Tick-Tock | Clock |
| Tin Bath | Laugh |
| Tin of Fruit | Suit |
| Tin Tack | Sack |
| Tit For Tat (titfer) | Hat |
| Todd Sloane | Own |
| Tom and Dick | Sick |
| Tom Dick | Sick |
| Tom Foolery | Jewellery |
| Tom Tit | Shit |
| Tommy Tucker | Supper |
| Ton | 100 |
| Tony Slattery | Battery |
| Top Hat | Chat |
| Trouble and Strife | Wife |
| Tumble down the sink | Drink |
| Turkish (Bath) | Laugh |
| Turkish Delight | Shite |
| Turtle doves | Gloves |
| Twist and Twirl | Girl |
| Two & Eight | State |
| Two Fat Ladies | 88 |
| Two Little Ducks | 22 |
| Uncle Ted | Bed |
| Vera Lynn | Gin |
| Veras (Vera Lynn) | Skins (Cigarette papers) |
| Von Trappe | Crap |
| Wallace and Grommit | Vomit |
| Weasel & Stoat | Coat |
| Weeping Willow | Pillow |
| Whistle and Flute | Suit |
| White Mice | Ice |
| Widow Twanky | Hanky |
| Wobbly Jelly | Telly |
| Wooden Plank | Yank |
| You Must | Crust |